I'm stood in the gentle Manchester drizzle, as I my want, waiting for yet another gig to start when two women hurry past me and this little nugget drifts over...
"..yeah, well I was giving him a blowjob when I dropped my cigarette and set the table on fire.."
Oh the questions I wanted to ask.
2 comments:
That's pretty great. Doesn't say much for his staying power that it wasn't worth putting the cigarette out first, right?
the mind boggles - call me old fashioned but I think that, no matter how passionate the moment, there is always time to stub out the cigarette! Fire and sensitive parts of the anatomy do not a good mix make.
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