Hit me baby one more time.

Once again my thanks to the mighty Dr. Ben Goldacre's Twittering [whom, in my effort to blog daily I seem to just be ripping off] for drawing my attention to this deeply profound [is that a tautology?] and seriously serous piece of "journalism". Yer woman there seems to think that men crashing space hardware into the moon is tantamount to well, rape. Cos like, you know, the moon, like “she” wasn’t asked, like you know, before some evil man shoved his huge metal phallus into her, like, you know, geological vagina. It’s like, you know, totally bogus. I was cheered up by the wonderful comments posted – particularly the one “look at the way the moon was dressed, she was practically asking for it!”.